I cant write a poem by Amy F

Forget it
You must be kidding
I don't even know what a poem is.
I don't have a pencil or a pen
The person next to me won't be QUIET!
I keep on falling asleep.
I need to go to the toilet.
I only have one finger on each hand.
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Matthew

Forget it
You must be kidding
I have poemophoebia
My papers soaked
Your pink teeth keep distracting me
And Jazz is spazz
My brains on strike
And my hands frozen into position
Plus the pencil's led keeps breaking
And last of all and most importantly ... I'm totally DRUNK!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Margarita

Forget it
You must be kidding
I've got poemophobia
The right side of my brain isn't functioning
I forgot how to write!
Something smells...it must of been you!
I've got a headache.
I'm allergic to paper.
I've only got a 3 second memory!
My pencil's on strike!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Oscar

Forget it
You must be kidding
my dog ate my paper
I only got a 3 second memory
I dont have any thing to write on
I dropped my paper
I've only got a 3 second memory
I dropper my paper in my pool
my desk chop in half

Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I cant write a poem by wilson

Forget it
You must be kidding
I don't have a desk
I lost my pencil
I'm to cool for poems
I'm to tied
there is a girl infront of me picking her noes!!!
I don't want to
I don't have a pen licenise
I don't know how to write
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write poem by frankie

Forget it
You must be kidding
I'm to cool for school
I don't have a pen license
I'm too good for a poem
I'm going on holiday
I'm blind
My desk is gone missing
I have know hands
I've got a date with Spongebob
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I Can't Write a Poem By Maya

Forget it
You must be kidding
The sky fell on my head
And now I've got a 3 second memory
Because I was drinking rum and cola last night
My brain isn't working properly
And nor is my pen
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I Can't Write a Poem By Dorrie

Forget it
You must be kidding
My bar blisters hurt and one popped
I've only got a three second memory
My pencil is not sharp and I don't have a sharpener
I'm getting to distracted because people are talking
My arm really hurts!
I forgot how to write
My eyes really hurt
I can't really be bothered
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Hannah

Forget it
You must be kidding
I broke my arm
My pencils white
My desk fell over
I don't have a pencil
My brain's dead
I don't know how to write a poem
I need to go to the loo
My fingers fell off
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Hannah Moffat

Forget it
You must be kidding
I broke my arm
My pencils white
My desk fell over
I don't have a pencil
My brain's dead
I don't know how to write a poem
I need to go to the loo
My fingers fell off
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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i cant write a poem by awsome Elliott.

Forget it
You must be kidding
My t-shirt is dirty.
Im wearing the wrong shoes.
My pencil is evil.
I feel bored.
I have to much acid in my body
paper is EVIL.
Im siting next to the ugly thing.
I need to go toilet.
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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i can't write a poem by Alastair

Forget it
You must be kidding
My desk is brown and i want it to be green!
My pencils to short!
I wanna go home!
my friends distracting me!
I wanna go play!
I am alergic to paper!
My eye's are dead!
My hand is to shaky!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Olivia L

Forget it
You must be kidding
I'm to cool for school
I watched a movie last night and after that I could not get to sleep
a nikau palm fell on my house and I could not get to sleep
I don't know how to write a poem
what does poem actually mean?
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Mia

Forget it
You must be kidding
My hand is half asleep
My pencil's two short and blunt
I forgot how to write a poem
I cant think of anything to write
I'm half a sleep
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I Can't Write a Poem By Greta

Forget it
You must be kidding
My eyes hurt
I don't have a pencil
I just can't concentrate
poems make my angry
I really can't be bothered
I only have a three second memory
My arm really hurts
I don't know how to write a poem!!!!!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I cant write a poem by william

Forget it
You must be kidding
iv'e only got a 2 second memory
My desk has been sawed in half
I don't know what a poem is
My dog riped up the paper!!!
I don't have a chair
Iv'e got no lead


Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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i can't write a pome by Kees

Forget it
You must be kidding
I forgot how to write words on paper
my pencil is thiner than paper
the sky fell on my head
I don't know what to write
I made my paper into a paper plane



Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem By Amy O

Forget it
You must be kidding
I'm far too tired
I've forgotten what a poem is
I refuse to use my pencil while there is a spider on it!
I have no ideas
I hit myself on the head with a brick and now I can't remember how to write
I am going to throw up
I lost my pencil
My pencil fell out the window
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Ella

Forget it
You must be kidding
I have a runny noes.
I forgot how to write.
I think im going to throw up>
My arm is aching
I have no hands.
Im blind.
My pencil is to short.
I don't know how to right a poem.
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Billy :o)

Forget it
You must be kidding
My pencil is not brown
Poems scare me
My desk is blue and the colour blue fined me
Poems are super-uper boring
I'm to awesome to write poems
I'm allergic to paper
Pencils hurt me
I dislike rhyming
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem By Ruby

Forget it
You must be kidding
I only have a three second memory
My pencil is white
I'm blind
I have a duck in my face
I keep falling a sleep
My desk is white so i can't see the paper
I lost my brain
I have a mean pencil
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Lyndon

Forget it
You must be kidding
I canit see I think I'm going blind!!!!!!
I have a brain a size of a pea.
My pencil is maternity leave.
My paper is on stike.
I can't fell my hand I think i have to go to the hospital.
Their is a girl in front of me picking her nose.
I felt hungry and I ate my pencil.
I don't know how to write a poem.
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem, by Olivia S

Forget it
You must be kidding
My Mum's calling me for dinner!!
I've only got a three second memory!
I need to go to the toilet
I broke all ten fingers on the monkey bars... I need to see the nurse.
I've got a date with Shrek.
My fingers are numb!
I feel like throwing up!
I want my Mummy..
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
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I can't write a poem by Room 13

Forget it
You must be kidding
I can't see I think I'm going blind
I refuse to use my pencil while there's a spider on it!
I broke all ten fingers on the monkey bars... I need to see a nurse
My pencil's too short
I've only got a 3 second memory
My brain's dead!
I have poemophobia
My desk is blue and that's my unlucky colour!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?