I can't write a poem by Hannah Moffat

Forget it
You must be kidding
I broke my arm
My pencils white
My desk fell over
I don't have a pencil
My brain's dead
I don't know how to write a poem
I need to go to the loo
My fingers fell off
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?