Monday, 21 February 2011

I can't write a poem by Matthew

Forget it
You must be kidding
I have poemophoebia
My papers soaked
Your pink teeth keep distracting me
And Jazz is spazz
My brains on strike
And my hands frozen into position
Plus the pencil's led keeps breaking
And last of all and most importantly ... I'm totally DRUNK!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?

3 comments:

Room 13 students said...

I'm drunk too!
From Margo

Room 13 students said...

WELL DONE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
:) :) ;)

Roger Noes said...

that poem is totally awesome how did you do that even i couldn't do that and guess who i am... roger noes the best poet in the world. from Roger Noes