Monday, 21 February 2011

I can't write a poem by Room 13

Forget it
You must be kidding
I can't see I think I'm going blind
I refuse to use my pencil while there's a spider on it!
I broke all ten fingers on the monkey bars... I need to see a nurse
My pencil's too short
I've only got a 3 second memory
My brain's dead!
I have poemophobia
My desk is blue and that's my unlucky colour!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?

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