I can't write poem by frankie

Forget it
You must be kidding
I'm to cool for school
I don't have a pen license
I'm too good for a poem
I'm going on holiday
I'm blind
My desk is gone missing
I have know hands
I've got a date with Spongebob
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?